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A soft, statement-making fleece hoodie for people who appreciate sharp humor, bold boundaries, and a little dark wit. The front graphic pairs a knowing portrait with the message, “I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE / Nobody has the right to come uninvited,” creating the feel of a dry, defiant inside joke. Wear it on a quiet night in, while running errands, or whenever your personal space deserves a clear message. The relaxed regular fit, warm kangaroo pocket, and adjustable drawstring hood make it easy to settle into, while the red “The SCIF” detail at the back adds a subtle finishing touch. Built from medium-heavy soft 3-end fleece with a cotton-rich exterior, it feels substantial without losing its everyday comfort. The reinforced seams, neck tape, and low-shrink construction help it hold up through repeat wear. Embroidery is available on the left or center chest.
Product features
- Soft 3-end fleece with a cotton-rich exterior and smooth, comfortable hand-feel
- Medium-heavy 8.25 oz fabric for substantial everyday warmth
- Adjustable drawstring hood with metal grommets and tipped cord ends
- Spacious kangaroo pocket for warming hands and carrying small essentials
- Regular true-to-size fit with reinforced double-needle stitching and under 5% shrinkage
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
The SCIF "Suicided Clinton Meme," "I Don’t Care Who You Are, No One Has 56 Friends Who Committed Suicide," Hoodie
$69.99
Product features
- Soft 3-end fleece with a cotton-rich exterior and smooth, comfortable hand-feel
- Medium-heavy 8.25 oz fabric for substantial everyday warmth
- Adjustable drawstring hood with metal grommets and tipped cord ends
- Spacious kangaroo pocket for warming hands and carrying small essentials
- Regular true-to-size fit with reinforced double-needle stitching and under 5% shrinkage
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean